Fleet Hargrave

EATIN' AT FOOTYFALL

A culinary review

VOX LOG BEGINS

I ‘afta say, da best part a’ livin wiff humies is da grub. Sum of da stuff da boss ‘as givin’ mez puts da grub at dat I ‘ad wif da boyz ta shame, ’specially dis stuff boss callz “kaaveear.” Anywayz, afta gearin’ up wif sum fancy new choppas (rest in piece Ol’ faiful, youz wuz too gud fo’ diz wurld) sum mekked out humie git gave da krew QUITE a feast! Neva ‘av I been so awed, it wuz a display a’ wunnerful grub frum akros da kozmoz! Not only wuz da grub tasty but it even came wif a fight! Wunnadem servin’ gitz killed da mekked out humie, but I’z kikked dat sorry git’z kan wif no trubble. Strong tho, nearly managed ta push me offa ‘im. On a side note, why do humies gotta kill eachuvver all sneaky-like? Why kan’t ya miserable gitz just fight it out like reasonable boyz!?

(Sybill from off mic) Biggz, please stay on topic.

Oh, right. Sorry boss. Overall, dat wuz probably da best meal I ’ad since I signed on ta dis gig, so I givez it FIVE STARS!

(audible sigh from Sybill)

Wot?

VOX LOG ENDS

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